I'd like to thank everyone that showed up. I'm disappointed that the President isn't here, I don't blame him he probably heard I'd be taking shots at him.
I'm happy to see he's represented by Sarah Sanders, but I really thought he would have sent his right hand man, Sean Hannity.
When I was younger I had a little money to invest. I was thinking of investing in Trump Wine, Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, or the Trump Casinos, but I wised up by going to Trump University.
Even with Trump's failures we now have some successes. Thanks to President Trump we now have 51 states. The deep state. We also have a whole new group of people, the resisters. The name sounds like a reality show with a bunch of cockroachs that refuse the crumbs. The good news is Trump's against using chemical weapons on those cockroaches, but I wouldn't rule out bleach bit and hammers.
After Trump retires, sometime between now and 2024 he can have a great future with CNBC. With his billions he can trade places with Mark Cuban, Mark can be the President and Trump can be on Shark Tank. Mark can learn a lot from the President. Trump had Trump University and Mark can have a misleading company named Cuban Cigars.
A lot of people compare our President to God. I don't blame them he seems to have a lot of followers, but in reality many are playing the role of Judas.
Trump's against the inheritance tax, probably since he belives his victory in the election was God's will.
The good news is many people made a lot of money because of Trump. They invested in Cheetos.
I'm glad to see Sarah Sanders here today. As many of you know she's the daughter of a preacher that became a Governor, She now has a new father, the God Father.
There seems to be a playground feud between ex F.B.I. director James Comey and President Trump. Comey plays the part of a spider building a web and Trump controls the reins to wipe the spider out.
Thanks for having me, I hope I created some leaks.